(Original post written 09/18/06)
Long time no write! It's been busy.
With lots of flying, at least. I was out and up pretty much all weekend, which was great. But oh, Saturday. Have you ever had so many things go wrong in one day that it actually stops being frustration and becomes funny instead? That was my Saturday in a nutshell.
It started with fog. A lot of fog. Y and I were planning on flying north at nine-thirtyish but the dense fog put the kibosh on that notion pretty quickly. I didn't mind waiting it out, though; I fussed around the plane down at the dock while Y went to clear brush around the duck blind. It was a nice warm morning otherwise, very calm and peaceful. For an hour or so I did the walk around, pumped floats, cleaned all of the windows, inside and out. I got back on my hands and knees and scrubbed the floats again. The end of summer algae on the lake is getting pretty gross, and there was a black line of gunk on the floats that I rather took umbrage to. BY CRICKEY CRACK COCAINE, THOU SHALT BE BANISHED TO THE LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS.
Soon the fog began to lift... everywhere but at the lake. An eerie solid white blanket hung over the water. I kept scrubbing. When I looked up again the fog was gone. Just
gone, snap, like that. And beautifully on cue, a Lancaster bomber thundered overhead, so low I could read the registration and gape. What a surreal moment.
Y arrived shortly after and we gabbed about the Lancaster for a while, then hopped into the plane and pushed off the dock. Y began to get the engine started while I fought with the headsets. The next thing I notice he's turned to face me with an 'uh oh' look on his face. The master switch is on. And likely has been left on since the last time we were flying, which was a couple days again. The prop doesn't budge an inch when we try the ignition. Ohhh crap.
We paddle back to the dock and tie up, then fetch the charger from the garage and hook it up. It's gonna take an hour to get enough of a charge in the battery to get the prop turning enough to catch. I crawl off to the farmhouse to die of embarrassment. Y ribs the heck out of me and then heads out to cut more brush.
An hour later we troop back to the plane to see how she's charging. The ammeter needle on the charger is still depressingly low; we had it set to trickle rather than boost. As I sit on the float and take a firm hold on the thing, Y warns me he's going to handbomb the prop to see if that will get it started. I'm about three feet behind the prop at this point, so I hug the charger and use it as a shield. As if!
He only has to swing it once before it roars into life. Sucked into the slipstream, a startled bee whips back against my arm and clings there. Evidently irritated by this inadvertant yet epic manoeuvre, it gives me a good sharp sting to express its displeasure and dies honourably on the spot. I yelp. I used to be mildly allergic to bees when I was a kid. But I don't seem to be swelling up or dying now, so I shake it off and turn back to the plane.
Y has to fly some sightseers this afternoon and would like to have the battery at least partially charged before then; no way does he want to have to hand prop the plane at their cottage. We give each other crafty sidelong looks. Time to go flying up north? You know, to charge up the battery and all. Hells, yes.
Y handbombs the prop while standing on the right float, which gives me the willies from the left seat. The day is beautifully calm and smooth as we climb out. I'm just turning to head towards Hastings and the Trent River when I hear Y give a yelp this time. He's looking back down at the farm. Christ, one of the field gates are open and his cattle are loose!
I make a hasty circuit and begin to come back in to land. But wait, at the last minute he ask me to do a low pass along the shore instead. I do so, because I love making low passes. Y spots his wife heading out towards the field to round up the cows in the fourwheeler. She waves as we go overhead. Saved by Mrs Y!
By this point the cloud and visibility had both gone up enough that we could head out for a little northern exposure. After first following the Trent River a ways past Hastings we turned towards Crowe Lake and began hitting every lake we could find, landing on some two or three times in different places if they were large enough. And this being Ontario and thus about seventy percent water to begin with, there were plenty of those around.
It was an awesome two hours. The weather even turned a little brighter, which is to say the overcast thinned a bit and made things smooth, calm and light. It was a great flight. Nothing beats simply cruising about the Kawarthas at 500' or less, watching Canada's gorgeous Shield countryside whip past. A couple highlights included:
- one powerboat that put up a pretty good race while I was taking off of Round Lake. I had just settled the plane two wingspans over the water and was pulling up the flaps at about 60mph when I heard Y remark that a boat was trying to follow us. Sure enough, when I looked to the left there he was, racing alongside. He kept up with us neck and neck as I was climbing out at 77-80mph and then broke off when we were close to the shoreline, waving goodbye as he turned back. I waved the wings back at him.
- thundering past the
Chippewa II, giant old fashioned double-decker steamboat based on Stony Lake. I had just done a touch and go and while climbing out I veered gently to the right to avoid this thing. It was a really magnificent looking boat, with all sorts of dining tables and potted red flowers on the upper levels, all filled with people. I could see them watching the plane as we went overhead. Lots of them waved too.
- landing on Chemong Lake. I've been using that lake as a reliable landmark since day one, so it was kind of a funny, nice sort of feeling to finally drop in on it. Sort of a 'there, made it,' kind of feeling. Now, Pigeon Lake, I'm looking in YOUR direction!
Back at the farm we landed for a quick break to charge up the battery a little more (this time on boost rather than trickle), and for a drink and some baloney sandwiches (which I hated as a kid but enjoy now, go figure). A half hour later we jump back into the plane to head off across the lake to get in Y's sightseers. I fly us there, land and taxi up to the dock of the cottage; a whole bunch of happy looking people are waiting for us, not to mention a number of curious onlookers who have walked out onto neighbouring docks to check out the plane. I pop out, the hosts grab me and whisk me off to the barbeque taking place in the back yard, Y pops into the plane with the first two sightseers and off everyone goes.
I'm dropped into a muskoka chair and plied with food and drinks, most of which I'm successful at politely fending off (except the dip, it was excellent.) Everyone wants to wants to know what it's like being a pilot, so we chat airplanes and cottages for a while. It turns out one of the women there absolutely loves flying and wants to get her licence herself. I'm highly enthusiastic about that idea. Their three dogs prowl around me suspiciously for a while, but after I accidentally drop a few nacho chips on the grass they're happy to welcome me on board. Everything smells like hamburgers and smoke.
When Y is finished flying flightseers I pile back into the left seat and off we go again. From the sounds of things the people were absolutely thrilled with the flying and want him to come back again, so he's happy. I'm completely stuffed with free food at this point, so I'm happy. And the prop is now turning over easily with none of the previous sluggishness, so it's happy too. Everybody's happy.
Except my dog when I get home, who has been outside all day and is clearly a bit pissed about it. He skulks around under the bed for a while but cheers up quickly enough when I dump his dinner into his bowl. Good boy.
Sunday's flying was excellent too, another two hours or so. Windy as hell, but good for practice on the river.